And then we gave the citizens of the district the rare opportunity to ask questions of their so-called “representative.”

They asked questions about everything from federal workers’ rights to the cutting of cancer research to climate change to gerrymandering to Pete Hegseth. They were truly excellent and deeply informed questions, often leading to loud audience applause:

And even though he wasn’t there, we asked AI—as we called it, “ChatGOP”—to draw from Warren Davidson’s public statements to approximate the answer he might provide if he’d bothered to show up here, or at any town hall. We thought his constituents had a right to hear what he’s been saying elsewhere: